Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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