it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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