i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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