Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Can I color on your dick again?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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