i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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