spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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