Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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