Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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