remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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