Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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