there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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