i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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