your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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