So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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