I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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