I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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