I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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