high people should be assigned attendants
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Ladies don't puke and tell
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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