Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
either way he was missing a nipple.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just forgot I was standing up.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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