Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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