and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
