New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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