Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
seriously i just wanna be friends
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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