OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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