come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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