I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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