He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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