i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize