dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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