I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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