i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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