Im at strip club and am horny
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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