margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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