I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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