maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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