Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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