Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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