But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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