Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I want a musical about memes.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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