Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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