try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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