nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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