So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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