just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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