It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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