can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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