Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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