Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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