i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize