You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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