talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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