If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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