I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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