I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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